Wanna Buy A Beef Stick??

So during my recent trip to california, my brother (who is on the drumline for his high school) was selling beefsticks for a fundraiser... ALL week, i kept hearing, "Wanna buy a beef stick?" at the most RANDOM times..

brushing my teeth at midnight.. "Wanna buy a beef stick?"
trying to do laundry.. "Wanna buy a beef stick?"
painting emma's nails.. "Wanna buy a beef stick?"
doing my hair.. "Wanna buy a beef stick?"

THIS IS A BEEF STICK:


NO. i don't want to buy a beef stick... and then, once he bought a beef stick for himself, he let me try a bite... hmmm, maybe i should buy a beef stick.. they're not too bad.. and right when the words left my mouth, "hey, i wanna buy a beef stick." he said, "sorry, sold out."

it was ridiculous. i did save a dollar though because riley is a fatty and ate them all himself.

Superfans

Superfan: (n) nickname for WATERPOLO enthusiast.

that's right. WATERPOLO enthusiasts. that is what we are. Katie, Ben and I are waterpolo superfans. we watched over 4 games this semester... and although that might not seem like a lot, it is. and we LOVED it.

So this first picture is of Katie, Ben and I at my friend Savannah's waterpolo match.

This is of Savannah kicking trash...

And this is of the game...

the best part about the waterpolo games was getting in trouble for taking pictures... they told us to stop taking them b/c we don't have the consent of the other people in the pictures... but lucky for us we have the ability to blur the faces of them as to not revel their true identity. :] no need to thank me..
all in all.. great season savannah. we love you and can't wait for next season! [and by we i mean me]

"That's Some Good Crap Right There."

so i've been meaning to post recently... but i just haven't been in the mood to blog. I have a feeling that when i get to california on friday (i'm going to california on friday if you didn't know...) i might have more to say.. i have the past month to catch everyone up on... but i just want to write a great blog that makes you say, "that is some good crap right there.."

Is that too much to ask?

SO... Hopefully soon, i will be ready to post some good crap.
I've got over 30 pictures from the past 5 weeks and hilarious stories to tell you, but i just want you to feel like you've really gotten something out of this good crap that is to come... so hopefully it will be worth the wait. and if it's not... be sure to keep in mind, it's just crap.

**sorry to anyone offended by the word crap. i feel that with my well paid for higher education i have the freedom to use such profound words such as "crap."**

*TEASER PHOTO* (is that what people call these..? Just notice the blurred faces in this picture)
Like i said... good crap to come. :] start getting excited.

fan-FREAKING-tastic.

So here's the deal. after dropping my phone into a full cup of water and sealing it's fate as the next item in the provo landfill, i promptly ordered a new phone online to replace my poor baby that i had just lost 24 hours prior. So... this is the cute phone I ordered: Motorola F3.

It even came with a FREE car charger!! i was so excited for it to come that i kept checking for the mail truck.. i felt kinda like a little kid listening for the ice cream truck to get closer and closer..
ANYWAY. so i open the phone and soon realize that this was the stupidest purchase i may have ever made. all i thought was, how can i get this phone out of my sight as soon as possible? For those of you who don't know, the Motorola F3 is a phone that is for cavemen. actually, even they shouldn't use it. it is like changing the time on an alarm clock that you cant see which buttons do what. so ridiculous. it would even talk to me! because i couldn't navigate to the menu... it would say, "phonebook" and "main menu" and stuff like that so i would know what i was clicking on.. Needless to say, i was ticked.
So, soon after calming the rage inside of me from my stupid purchase, i said to myself, "guess natalie needs a new phone now... uh-freaking-mazing."
so then i go out and buy this phone: Nokia 1680.now it's not the most elaborate phone, but let me tell you. it is 10,000 times better maybe even a million-ga-gillion times better than the F3... it's a little hard to text b/c the buttons are so small.. but at least the screen isn't black and white with the most ghetto graphics.. (and by ghetto, i mean NO graphics at ALL.)

so after about 8 hours of having my new phone. i like it a lot. it has really grown on me. after today, i am just feeling fan-freaking-tastic about everything. =/ WARNING: you might want to steer clear of me for a few days.. i might explode.
Blog title credit: Kristen

i broke my phone. can we say idiot?

So we all know that natalie can't make a basket for her life right? well, times have changed my friends.. kinda. I still can't make a basket, but i CAN throw my cell phone into a cup full of water! That's right. my phone. completely submerged in water. uh-freakin'-mazing. who does that?? what idiot throws their phone into a CUP OF freaking WATER!!?? nobody. all i have to say, is at least it didn't drop into the toilet. =/ yuck.
So, Moral of the Story: don't throw your phone into the cup of water... OR -- do throw your phone into a cup of water and get a cute new phone on ebay for really cheap..

ThuGG Life tHuRsdaY

ThuGG Life tHuRsdaY started out absolutely hysterically.
First off let me preface this entry with the fact that I worked from 9am to 730pm on wednesday. That is TEN & 1/2 HOURS. STraighT. NO BREAK. other than my 3 min bathroom trip around 4pm. what a joke.. i know, stupid choice on my part. but hey, can't win 'em all. So, i get home around 8 and i sit down on a bed and i didn't move from that spot till 2am.
i finally went to bed around 2 on wednesday night (thursday morning) b/c i was finishing a paper that was already late.. i then moved to MY bed and fell asleep so fast from pure exhaustion. That's all for White Trash Wednesday...

NOW ONTO THUGG LIFE THURSDAY-

So Thursday morning i woke up to a phone call around 1030am, then sat in bed for a while like usual and eventually got up the energy to move around 1045. :] When i went to stand up my whole right leg was asleep. I would step on it, and it would give in. So, i guess you could say, THuGG life ThursdaY started with a LimP. :] haha which means for a solid 10 minutes of my life... i experienced how the "gangstas" walk. it was so surreal. I can't even describe the sensation that was going trough my body when i realized i was limping.. but then again, it could have been the crazy tingling feeling b/c my leg was asleep.

So then i thought?? -- maybe that's how it all got started?? The coolest guy in the 'hood' walked with a limp b/c his leg was asleep, and then everyone just followed suit.


I'm just saYin'. You know these guys have mastered the LimP. i think the key is either baggy pants or one of your legs being asleep. try it sometime. kid tested, mother approved. :]

CALIFORNIA LOVE

It all started a few weeks ago when i stopped getting the recommended daily value of sleep for a 2million calorie diet.. who knew that these sleeping habits would pay off..?

Sun. March 8- 6hrs. 4a-10a
Mon. March 9- 7hrs. 3a-10a
Tues. March 10- 7hrs. 3a-10a
Wed. March 11- 6hrs. 4a-10a
Thurs. March 12- __hrs. 330a-??

11:15aM Wednesday- Text from Whitney. "I'm 100% IN!" This was in response to my phone call the day before about coming to California with me from Thursday to Monday. So I frantically got ready to leave. Cleaned the basement (never looked better), packed, loaded up, grabbed Whitney, and hit the road.

And so it began... The trek across NevaDa.. Smelly, dirty, brown, ugly, NEVADA..
SIDENOTE: Natalie's toal time driving: 8.5 hours. Whitney's total time driving: 0.7 hours) haha Whit doesn't do well at night/in the dark. She DID stay awake with me the whole time though.. and She is one of the BEST DJ's i knOw!

We drove for soo flippin' long, and we eventually made it to reno. that is when bliss kicked in.


After experiencing a little piece of heaven on earth at IN-N-OUT [reno] we tipped off the tank, pumped up the jams, threw back the caffeine, and rolled down the windows... CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM..

We ended up getting into town around 1am (PST) which really felt like 2am (MST) for us... Which means, now at 3aM, i feel like it's 4aM, i am hyped up on 1.2 liters of Pepsi/cOke (the caffeine to keep me conscious) and I cannot go to sleep.
So.... "from oakland to sactown, the bay area and backdown, cali is where they put they mack down. CALIFORNIA LOVE.."