Ice Skating is a horrible sport. It is one of the most painful things ever. From the minute you put the skates on, your feet already hurt. The only way you feel safe is when they're so tight your feet go numb. But then, your feet are numb, so you can't really control your skating.
and then there is the fact that there are a million other people sucking just as bad as you, if not worse. So then you just have a million and one people skating and about to die the whole time. then there is that one person who is good. that one person who just skates in circles around everyone else. and you get scared because they're going past you so fast.
EXHIBIT A:
And then you have your friends...
That no matter how cold you are...
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